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Joke of the Day
"What do they call Reddit in France? Ribbit"
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"I'm worried about my boy... At breakfast this morning, when I handed him a box of Cheerios, he shouted, ""Omg, donut seeds!"""
"They say puns are bad to bring up during gay sex... Butt fuck that."
"Called my mum to tell her I was stuck in a rut. She yells that life is tough, get on with it & hangs up. I'm now waiting on a tow truck."
"A man walks into a bar Ouch!"
"I can't make you love me but I can tie you up and feed you until you're too fat to be loved by anyone else."
"I hate Housework!!! You do the dishes!! You do the Laundry!! ...and then 6 months later you have to do it all over again!"
"[hears wife approaching while I read son bedtime story] the prince hugged the dragon..[hears wife walk away] ok, basically a retweet is whe"
"I spilled a whole case of forks today..... ...you could say I forked up real bad"
"Obama and Jesus What's the difference between Obama and Jesus? Jesus could at least make a cabinet."