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Joke of the Day

"Why don't single women fart? Because they only get assholes once they're married."

"i signed up for the cheapest life insurance i could find, it entitles my family to a tray of Wendys hamburgers when i die"

"100% of the people that talk sh!t about your life, have sh!ttier lives than you."

"Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!"

"You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran... Because it's past tents"

"I have an image of Jesus that pops up on my laptop if I leave it idle for 10 minutes... It's my screen savior..."

"I was catfished once For thirty years Pluto had me convinced he was a planet..."

"Life filled with asp, php, HTML, SEO, Digital Marketing, Drip, PPC, SEM and much much more"

"A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied ''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''"

"What do you do with spoiled fish food? Load it in the chum dumpster."