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Joke of the Day
"I'm on a whiskey diet I've lost 3 days already."
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"I'm about as jealous as a cancer patient who watches x-men."
"""daddy I hear footsteps on the roof, it must be Santa"" *checks santa tracker* new zealand? *grabs frying pan and knife* go get in bed, son"
"Why does Donald Trump think Jesus was a liar? ""He was a Middle-Easterner, but he had a Mexican name."""
"A man married his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before."
"The Rock is going to have a kid, which they'll name Pebbles."
"2 little boys are arguing About whose dad has a better job. First says ""mines a Dr."" second says "" well mines a lawyer"" first says in disbelief "" honest? "" second says "" naw the usual kind"""
"Did you know that Helen Kellet was born near Troy, Alabama? I guess that's why they called her ... yhe little deaf girl who couldn't see neither"
"What's the difference between a final exam and an orgy? In an orgy, you fuck and then get tested. In a final exam, you get tested and then you're fucked."
"Have you heard of the film constipation? It hasn't come out yet."