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Joke of the Day

"I'm on a whiskey diet I've lost 3 days already."

"TIL reddit automatically change your password to asterisks whenever you type it in a comment."

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Check her arm."

"I went to go high five a shirt in my closet... ...but I left it hanging."

"How can you spot the blind guy on a nude beach? It's not hard."

"Did you hear about that guy who put 19 toy horses up his butt? His condition is stable."

"I'd tell you a joke about UDP... but I'm not sure you'd get it."

"What do you call a heard of masturbating cows? ....Beef stroganoff"

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? Becomes he only CUMS once a year"

"There's no mirrors in this self checkout?!?"