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Joke of the Day

"Was your teacher drunk when he made your multiple choice test? 1) Yes ) No %) I love you guys M) 8 ) Potato"

"Doctor gets a call...My husband just swallowed aspirin By mistake, what should I do? Doctor: give him some headache now! It will help!"

"What is the difference between Spain and edge of table Cup stays longer on edge of table"

"Keep an identical glass of vodka next to the water on your bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette"

"My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with the band The Monkees, i thought she was joking... then i saw her face..."

"Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper."

"What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo? An Eskimoji"

"I never want to have a threesome, If I wanted to dissappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents."

"What did the Orphan get for Christmas? Lonely."

"I couldn't tell if I brushed my teeth with tooth paste or shamoo last night I hope it was the former, not the lather."