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Joke of the Day

"I've come from the future to let you know the Chilean miners will be OK, and that we haven't yet perfected time travel."

"Like my Uncle used to say, the best part of Twenty one year olds... ...is there's twenty of them."

"Whats 1+0? Babies"

"which place has more smoke in the air Mordor or The Shire."

"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at 'Sporting Goods?' Because he likes Dick's better."

"Stuck in traffic but luckily few people are beeping their horns so we'll be moving any second now."

"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? Preferably not dead from cancer."

"So desperate for some action, I might just crash a frat party and roofie my own drink tonight."

"One of my dad's Why do serial killers do what they do? For the Kix"

"You have an uncle named Jack. Would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?"