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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!"

"What do you call a vietnamese turkey? Gobbledy gook."

"I would rather be a goat or a bag of teeth than a ""low information voter."""

"Going to Arizona in 2 weeks. Better bring my passport in case I accidentally get a tan."

"The first time I bit into a Cadbury egg I understood women who spit."

"Have you heard the joke about the girl with Progeria? It got old pretty fast. (I know, it's awful)."

"What policy do the pro-Russia rebels have on gay recruits? Donetsk, don't tell."

"What do you call a Hillary supporter? A journalist."

"What do you call a scary unexpected post in reddit? A Dreddit!"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10 tickles (tentacles)."