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Joke of the Day

"Why did we skip windows 9? Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry"

"How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a goose."

"I saw an ad for burial plots and I thought, that's the last thing I need."

"As a German, you know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. My engineering is perfect."

"What does a blonde playing the drums sound like? Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick..."

"What does the ninja call his penis? meningococcal"

"What has four legs and says ""hoe de doe, hoe de doe""? Two black guys trying to catch an elevator."

"In Finland when a baby is born you just whip a bunch of magnetic letters at the fridge and that's its name."

"Wanna hear a joke? Sleep. (I know, I don't get it either.)"

"Did you hear about the pirate captain selling cheap corn? It was a buccaneer."