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Joke of the Day

"In Finland when a baby is born you just whip a bunch of magnetic letters at the fridge and that's its name."

"The stock market plunge of 2008 was worse than a divorce... I lost half of everything, but I still have my wife!"

"It's a fact that Hitler's mother was a female so you can blame women for the holocaust"

"How does a painter support their art in this economy? Easel-y"

"Humans are bad at being basketballs."

"""How fast can you hack into the system!?"" ""20-25 minutes."" ""You've got 10 minutes!"" ""Okay, well then I can't."" - real life spy dialogues"

"I just found a quarter in the vending machine, if anyone is looking for a sugar mama."

"When I die... When I die, I hope it is peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in horror like his passengers."

"Girl, are you an HM move? 'Cause I can't seem to forget about you!"

"befor they had dog cops they tried cat cops but the cats kept meowing at the policemans durimg the stakeouts"