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Joke of the Day

"What has four legs and says ""hoe de doe, hoe de doe""? Two black guys trying to catch an elevator."

"There's only one similarity between Donald Trump and Feminists. Redditors hate them both."

"So, this woman stopped to ask me if my hair color was ""supposed to look natural."" My hair is purple, guys. Purple."

"People keep mistaking my ""wow""s for compliments."

"Relax lady, you can quit giving me dirty evil looks. I don't want my own husband, so I sure as hell don't want yours."

"I have a friend who won't admit that he dresses up as Santa every year. He's pretty deep in the Clauset."

"too soon? Knock knock? Who's there? 9/11! 9/11 who? So much for ""NEVER FORGET"""

"Visitor: You're very quiet Jennifer. Jennifer: Well my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose."

"How does good deodorant smell? Odorable."

"What do you call a Mexican that loses a car? Carlos."