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Joke of the Day

"What has four legs and says ""hoe de doe, hoe de doe""? Two black guys trying to catch an elevator."

"There's been four dudes wandering around our local cemetery all morning. I think they've lost the plot."

"Guy exposes himself with a boner and is arrested. How did he get off? It wouldn't stand up in court"

"There are teenagers having unprotected sex, but have cases on their cell phones. Just let that sink in for a moment."

"What do having sex and playing cards have in common? If you dont have a partner. You better have a good hand."

"If there's a ""Mr."" in front of your cat's name you're going to die alone."

"The scariest thing about being a doctor is if you ever, even once, accidentally call it a ""cooter"" you're fired for life."

"Rapunzel is my favorite story about a girl who would do anything to have her hair pulled."

"Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW? Because they have high double standards."

"Fiddy bucks Jewish girl walks up to her Jewish dad and says, ""Can I borrow fifty dollars?"" He responds, ""Fourty dollars? What do you need twenty dollars for?"""