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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the pirate captain selling cheap corn? It was a buccaneer."
Next Joke
"What do you call a cow... What do you call a cow with three legs? *Tri-tip.* What do you call a cow with two legs? *Lean beef.* What do you call a cow with no legs? *Ground beef.*"
"Why is Hel great in bed? Because she can *switch stances* ( )"
"You're sweeter than 3.14"
"I just hate elevator jokes. They're wrong on so many levels."
"Childbirth Around 0AD childbirth was fraught with danger, but luckily for Jesus he was born in a stable condition"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ? Amazon of a gun !"
"I met a dwarf the other day... He was a pretty average guy; a little mean"
"How much for the mirror? Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue"
"What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !"