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Joke of the Day
"As a German, you know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. My engineering is perfect."
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"Why is this wet? Just one of the fun games you get to play as a parent."
"""Peanuts, big butts, M&M's, large butts, raisins, huge butts."" - Sir Trail Mix-a-Lot"
"Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside? Because 9/11 was an inside dog."
"I can't wait until the 50th Anniversary Special... I'm very interested in who JFK will regenerate as."
"That moment when you hear a weird noise in the house and you're so lazy you think ""Meh, whatever. I had a good run."""
"Its hard to say ""I love you"". It even harder to say ""I am sorry"". But try saying ""armudlajbarfajkajthagartughir""."
"A woman who's husband died is called a widow, what do you call a husband who's wife died? Lucky"
"it is pretty silly joke... what is the similarity between cops and dick!!!! they can stand anywhere any time.."
"Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise? He was looking for the Captain's log."