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Joke of the Day
"How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a goose."
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"Did you hear that joke Ray Rice made? It has a great punchline."
"My friends think I'm racist for wanting Hitler to have finished what he started... Is it really that bad that I like his art?"
"Just made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix."
"Condoms don't break They sexpire."
"Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital? It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate."
"I'm always a little disappointed when I walk away from my car and it doesn't explode after I press the lock button."
"My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars."
"What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!"
"I love, love, love when sports fans are homophobic. ""I don't want any gay people around while I'm staring at men for hours"""