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Joke of the Day

"I once slowly roasted a Marshmallow over fire until the Michelin Man gave me some free tires."

"BISON DAD: good bye, son. BISON SON: thank you, dad."

"Good news, The doctor says I'm health as a horse. Bad news, she keeps using large farm animals to describe me."

"""""Dammit I'm Mad"" is spelled the same way backwards. Think about it."""

"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"". Sounds like a fair trade"

"I have to look up the word innuendo... If you know what I mean ;) Courtesy of Suits"

"Tomato/tomahato, potato/potahto, pedestrian/victim. Who cares."

"Bad sign. My fortune cookie just said, ""Abdominal cramps""."

"Inception [2010, Psychological thriller] a group of people fall asleep - 148 mins"

"What's the difference between USB and USA? One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data."