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Joke of the Day
"I saw an ad for burial plots and I thought, that's the last thing I need."
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"Do you know what ""relative humidity"" is? It's that little drop of sweat that forms on the tip of your nose when you're fucking your cousin."
"Sorry but if these walls could talk I'm pretty sure they'd talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you're blowing out of proportion."
"I saw an Indian asleep on the train, noticed the little red dot on his forehead, and thought, ""Is he on standby?"""
"What do you call a search for small guitars? Uke hunt!"
"I respect you, liquor store shopping cart user."
"How do you drown a hipster? ... you push him into the mainsteam"
"Before. b-e-f-o-r-e, not B4. We speak English, Not bingo..."
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunji cord? My ass. LAWL"
"Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek? 'cause nobody would be looking for them."