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Joke of the Day
"What does the ninja call his penis? meningococcal"
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"What's an ethiopians favourite song. Its raining man."
"What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman? I came, I thaw, I conquered ."
"*somehow manages to beep at you sarcastically*"
"My wife slapped me when I told her I'm buying her a puppy for Christmas. I thought she'd be excited to hear that she's getting a little husky..."
"You call them natural disasters. I call them destructive criticism."
"Whenever Becky says anything in the breakroom, I just say, ""well, that got racist pretty fast"" and walk out. I hate you so much, Becky."
"Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert? Obi-Wan Kenobi."
"My Favorite Politician Quote (not sure if this belongs here but what the hell) ""Madam, I may be drunk but you're ugly, and in the morning I'll be sober."" - Winston Churchill"
"What's short, but sometimes funny? a short joke."