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Joke of the Day
"What does the ninja call his penis? meningococcal"
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"The Pope walks into a Mosque. The imam says ""Why the wrong faith?"""
"I was searching for bear photos When I made a grizzly discovery"
"How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick."
"What can't you hide in a basement full of dead hookers? My erection"
"You're never too old to disappoint your parents."
"So I farted in an apple store Everyone got mad so I said too bad you don't have windows"
"Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds."
"I actually like the smell of moth balls, but it's so hard to hold them still without hurting their little wings."
"In Heaven all your lost pets are sitting around waiting to see you again. ""I wish he'd die,"" says Cupcake. They all nod."