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Joke of the Day
"Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash."
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"What's an old carpenter's biggest issue? Losing teeth."
"Now imagine how close together the presidents' bodies are, under their Mount Rushmore heads."
"Halloween Joke Thread Share your best Halloween jokes here, reposts and all. Maybe this will help with the sub being overrun with the same thing?"
"What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water? A religious movement."
"A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats."
"What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."
"What's a feminist's favorite rapper? Feminem"
"A rapper just came out with a line of premium sausages. Meats by Dre."
"me: God? God: yes my child me: I need help- God: ask and thou shall receive me: -moving into my new apt God: me: God: me: hello?"