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Joke of the Day
"A rapper just came out with a line of premium sausages. Meats by Dre."
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"I'm trying to ignore the subway mariachi band that's ruining my commute, but I should have refused to carpool with them in the first place."
"Coming to work drunk, it's like a computer games Your main task is get pass the boss."
"Shields. What is Captain America's shield made of? Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of? **Quicksilver**"
"1 in 5 children faces hunger... So why not turn the 5th kid around?"
"Your house is too dirty if you see bugs with little suitcases leaving it."
"I got a boner at a funeral today... It was mourning wood"
"Have you heard about the jewish comedian? They say he Israeli funny."
"What did the clitoris say to her therapist? ""I'm a bundle of nerves right now!"""
"What do you call a chicken that can play tennis? A Henman."