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Joke of the Day
"A rapper just came out with a line of premium sausages. Meats by Dre."
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"My guidelines for whether or not to have sex with a female were the same as how I chose outdoor sports. If there was grass on the field, I played ball."
"I suffer from an unusual obsessive compulsive disorder, CDO I have to write acronyms in alphabetical order"
"What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal? A doctor."
"The Awkward Moment When Your Dog has Girlfriend and you still Single"
"Q: Why do cows moo? A: Because their horns don't work."
"My sister told me I'd never be able to kill a man with my pasta... ... She soon learned that the penne's mightier than the sword!"
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Kelly Clarkson boo"" ""Kelly Clarkson boo who?"" ""Stop crying, Kelly Clarkson."""
"The one upside to having twins Deciding how to split child custody during the divorce."
"When people tell me, ""It's easy as Pi"" I tell them that they're being irrational"