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Joke of the Day
"Now imagine how close together the presidents' bodies are, under their Mount Rushmore heads."
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"The early bird might get the worm, but The second mouse *always* gets the cheese"
"""You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!"" ""Mister President, we've been over this..."""
"Be careful when you're watching a movie with your wife. You're gonna get blamed for whatever the guy in the movie does."
"A termite walks into a bar... he walks up to the counter and asks ""Is the bartender here?"""
"My wife left me for an Indian guy I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows."
"Have you seen that sexy taser? She's stunning."
"What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? Getting her back into the wheelchair."
"Why do pirates prefer black women? They love booty."
"How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums? Algorithm."