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Joke of the Day

"Halloween Joke Thread Share your best Halloween jokes here, reposts and all. Maybe this will help with the sub being overrun with the same thing?"

"Why is sleeping with a weatherman always disappointing? Because he always promises 10-12 inches, but you only ever get 2-3."

"When I was 13 my dad gave me a bunch of socks n said ""I heard u grunting in ur room last night, do it into these"" So now I poop into socks"

"sapnu puaS Read it upside down"

"I'm American, and I'm fed up of people saying that America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world"

"Hot singles in your area want you to come over and load their dishwasher correctly."

"On the internet you can be whoever you want. Its odd that so many choose to be stupid."

"There are four Mexicans, one Chinese person, and three black people standing on your lawn. What do you have? A sprinkler system. Spic, spic, spic, spic, chink! Nigga, nigga, nigga."

"Why doesn't Magneto wear his old costume anymore? Because days of fuchsia passed"

"Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for 2!"