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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water? A religious movement."
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"What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow? Brown-chicken-brown-coooow [sounding like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R0aM2QHiFU)"
"My cat acts pretty tough for someone who disappears for 3 days anytime I sneeze."
"Sometimes you have to Photoshop your life Sometimes you have to #Photoshop your life .. Touch up edges Adjust the tones Blur the background n Crop some people out :D"
"Your Joke Is Factually Incorrect - A Guide to Dying Alone."
"I feel like I've had this mustard before...... it must be Dijon Vu"
"Why was Skrillex never in an orchestra? Because he would always drop the bass"
"It's hard being a single mother If you're a teenage boy without kids"
"Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics? Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States."
"A Girl To Doctor: When I Smoke Cigarette, I Feel Very Uncomfortable, On First Puff, I Put Off My Shoes. On Second, My Socks. On Third, My Shirt. Doctor: Take This Cigarette And Tell Me In Detail."