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Joke of the Day
"What's a feminist's favorite rapper? Feminem"
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"I've realized that women don't necessarily care what I have to say, they just want to hear what they have to say repeated in a deeper voice."
"Do girls that make duck faces in pictures walk in a V formation at the mall?"
"My ex was gang raped by a troupe of mime artists. They performed unspeakable acts on her."
"Why is your bio written in English but your tweets written in spaghetti?"
"Current beard: Outdoor woodsman Current body: Indoor couchman"
"What happens to Germans when they eat too many lemons? They become sour krauts."
"""No points, illegal kick to the face."" ""But I'm the hero of this movie."" ""Fair enough, here's your trophy."" -The Karate Kid"
"What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"
"Teenage Jesus: Hey dad, why you wearing that crucifix? God: It's an idea I have for a public holiday. TJ: Huh? G: It's complicated."