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Joke of the Day
"I CAN'T STAND BLACK GIRLS WITH BLONDE HAIR . LOOKING LIKE A DAMN DURACELL BATTERY"
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"*reads own tweet* Haha, so relatable"
"a white girl drowned today when her anchor tattoo pulled her to the bottom, sadly her infinity tattoo didnt mean she'd live forever"
"Next time you're in a hospital elevator, calmly ask a stranger if they know what floor you should get off at for infectious diseases."
"Is your mum black ? Cause she has a massive dick."
"You know what the difference between ""Pay to Win"" and ""Play to Win"" is? L. Which stands for ""Lots of Money""."
"What do you call an Italian with erectile dysfunction? Floppy Giuseppe"
"If I could choose, I'd like to die like my grandfather, peacefully and in his sleep. Unlike his passengers."
"What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? Lickalotapus"
"I'm good at 2 things: interviews and first dates... Turns out they're a bit alike. One gets me a job that blows, the other gets me a blowjob."