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Joke of the Day
"What's an old carpenter's biggest issue? Losing teeth."
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"Why do pirates love sunny weather? Because there's lots of AYE ARRR (IR) radiation!"
"My wife gets really annoyed when I use the word ""cunt."" I suppose she has a point, I really should make an effort to learn her mother's real name."
"I can't wear preppy clothes... I'm Lacoste Intolerant."
"Man gets his wife roses for Valentine's Day Wife says ""I guess I have to open my legs now"". Man says ""Why? Don't we have a vase""?"
"I live in fear of my kids going outside when it's raining, because they could get wet and multiply."
"Just ordered a pizza from Papa Johns online ordering system & it asked me if I had any instructions for the driver. Yes, ""Bring weed, bro"""
"What do you call a 3 humped camel? Pregnant."
"Hey guys I know a really good Knock-Knock Joke but you have to start it."
"My daughter is starting to ask embarrassing questions about sex. Just yesterday she asked: ""Is that the best you can do?"""