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Joke of the Day
"My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, but it's also terrible."
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"What's the difference between the holocaust and killing 5 black men? 5,999,997"
"why don't you see elephants hiding in the trees that often? because they're really fucking good at it"
"Do you know why the people in ambulances are called paramedics? because there are two of them in the ambulance...it's a Pair O' Medics!!!"
"You can be anyone you want on twitter, so I'm a little surprised so many guys chose ""creepy weird dude."""
"Liam Gallagher was never good in science. When asked to name 3 chemical elements, he said ""Gold and silver and sunshine."""
"TIL that 9/10 Doctors agree, drinking water is good for children The tenth doctor is Dr. Pepper"
"What's the best thing about being a jew...... You don't have to smoke weed to get baked."
"A man walks into a bar... Just kidding"
"Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble? Because it was a wrapped scallion."