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Joke of the Day

"Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble? Because it was a wrapped scallion."

"When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger and write WASH ME on her face..."

"What would be a great name for a Mexican Boy Band? Juan Direction."

"I came all the way from New York.... and boy are my hands tired"

"Some pages troll us by making a pixel or two on the page black so that we think it's a smudge... why would anyone do that? I just can't put my finger on it."

"How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke."

"Nick clegg themed toilets They're full of shit"

"Setting someone on fire is a very heartwarming gesture."

"What do cops and mushrooms have in common? You feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark."

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic's Association"