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Joke of the Day
"Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble? Because it was a wrapped scallion."
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"The joke about the sun Is too hot to handle"
"Business idea: Own a profitable business"
"I actually talked to real people this weekend. It was weird."
"I told my mom I got in trouble at school today for a PDA.... She said, ""For what? Kissing your teacher's ass?"""
"Just asked my wife what she's ""burning up for dinner"" and it turned out to be all of my personal belongings."
"What do we want? A cure for Tourette's! When do we want it? Cunt."
"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke."
"top baby names for 2015: Bareth, Robaldo, Gunblayde, Terby, Gulb"
"""Honey, have you seen the baby? I haven't seen the baby since I asked you to throw out the bath wat--OH DEAR GOD!!"" - birth of an expression"