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Joke of the Day
"TIL that 9/10 Doctors agree, drinking water is good for children The tenth doctor is Dr. Pepper"
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"It's 4AM and I roll out of bed. My eyes bloodshot. I haven't slept in weeks. What the hell holds up those blocks in Mario?"
"The people who wear Bluetooth headsets always look like the people least likely to ever receive phone calls."
"[DOG MAGICIAN] think of a color, any color...is it...gray? [OTHER DOG] oh my GOD"
"""Yous ain't passin'!"" - Gandolfini"
"On average, how many people are dead in a cemetery? All of them."
"A man gets the words ""I love you"" tattooed to his penis... He then goes home to his wife and his wife tells him: ""honey, stop trying to put words in my mouth."""
"This one time I swallowed a piece of string. When it came out it was all tied up. I shit you knot."
"In a landslide victory, landslides crush their opponents."
"My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, And they're like ""It wasn't that hard."""