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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar... Just kidding"
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"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't usually fuck a sandwich before I eat it."
"Why did the guitar player get arrested He was fingering a minor"
"I have the dance moves of a dog with mittens on its paws."
"""I just dumped my girlfriend lol"" - a cannibal after taking a shit."
"What does one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches"
"Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea? ""Are you ticklish?"""
"A motorist runs over a woman. Who's to blame? The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)"
"There are two types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden? All the trees have square roots."