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Joke of the Day

"why don't you see elephants hiding in the trees that often? because they're really fucking good at it"

"What animal never forgets national tragedies? the nine-elephant"

"Jaded Prostitute & considerate leper What did the leper say to the prostitute? Stop me if you've heard this one"

"This is not meant for you. Look away. STOP LOOKING AT IT!"

"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash? Whites occasionally get into a colored wash."

"*locks hands with stranger in elevator* im nervous, this is my first time flying"

"A child asks: ""Mom, why do women wear white on their wedding day?"" Mom: Well, they wear white because it's the happiest day of their life. Child: Then why does the man wear black?"

"just missed a turn because I was trying to tweet ""dong cheadle"" while driving"

"Knock Knock ""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""No, Who's on first!"""

"Don't embarrass a guy by telling him his fly is open in public. Just be a man, walk over there, and slowly zip it up for him."