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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why the people in ambulances are called paramedics? because there are two of them in the ambulance...it's a Pair O' Medics!!!"

"""I'm calling you because you're easy."" ""You're not even very good."" ""You're just the best I can do this late."" Dominos: ""Your order, Sir?"""

"What is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? oral sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your hole weak"

"Why does Teller piss everyone off when he leaves a party? Goes without saying"

"Did you hear about a Russian-speaking Indian? He worships a moss cow"

"Sometimes I miss having an appendix.. [removed]"

"What do cheese and cancer have in common? Americans put it everywhere!"

"Late term abortion now offered in Florida Free with stay to any Orlando resort"

"Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts? To keep the flies off the fried chicken."

"Before he started smoking cigarettes, Coolio was just called io."