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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between the holocaust and killing 5 black men? 5,999,997"
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"Lawyers really aren't so bad, it's just ninety-nine percent of lawyers that make the rest look bad."
"Light a man a fire... You'll keep him warm for a night. Light a man on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life"
"A german asks his friend for the time So a german asks his friend ""Do you know what time it is?"" ""Nein"" ""really? I could've sworn it was 8"""
"My ex-girlfriend was a magician... She made all of my money disappear..."
"Where does the USB key come from? Uzbekistan!"
"What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted!"
"When I lived on a houseboat I was seeing the girl next door, but eventually we drifted apart."
"*conducting job interview* And what would you say your biggest weakness is? Other than that haircut."
"By now Waldo must be wanted for tax evasion."