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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a broken vibrator? A dildon't"
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"What do you get when you cross a highway with a lawnmower? Killed."
"Why aren't cowboy jokes funny? Ya herd one, ya herd em all."
"What is every young lady`s ultimate Disney fantasy? To sit on Pinnochio`s face and hope he tells lies."
"[Getting waterboarded] ""Um, sir the subject isn't responding to interrogation, he's just getting bigger"" [Me, a sponge] ""MwahahaHAHAHAA"""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (as in, heaven). Congrats you've just learned why that joke is that joke. Have a good day, faggot."
"Polish joke What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."
"Got an IPad from my black friend... And it runs faster."
"What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's 20 of them."
"just unrolled my burrito & now I'm having pizza"