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Joke of the Day
"just unrolled my burrito & now I'm having pizza"
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"I think winning the war on drugs is impossible. I struggle just to tie my shoelaces on drugs."
"Life is a highway and I don't have a car"
"What do you call someone who is rude and has no corners? A circle-jerk."
"What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license? Homeless."
"Two doe walk out of a casino... One looks at the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks."""
"What's worse than a cardboard box? Paper titties"
"I got the lyrics wrong and partied like it's 1599. Now my kitchen smells like roast peacock and I can't get this horse off my couch"
"Electing Trump would really strengthen our dollar Sincerely, Canada"
"It's cool to jump out of bed and realize you are already dressed to run to Walmart"