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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a highway with a lawnmower? Killed."
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"What did Santa Claus say when Mrs. Claus asked him for the weather? It's rain, dear!"
"So the Jamaican said to the Arab.. ""Aye where you from? You from tha beach mon?"" The Arab replied ""Yemen!'"
"Q: When driving through fog what should you use? A: Your car."
"Ah, spring is here. Time to open the windows and remind my neighbors that I know every word to the ""Grease"" soundtrack."
"What do you get when you mix a hamburger with Guinness. A hamburger paddy."
"Why people don't use #YOLO anymore? Because they lived once"
"My boss refused to give me a raise until I whipped him with my belt. It took some feirce negotiating, but he finally buckled."
"[Penn and Teller getting a loan for their comedy act] ""Ok all you guys need is a name"" *they look around bank for ideas*"
"a baby seal walks into a club.."