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Joke of the Day

"What is every young lady`s ultimate Disney fantasy? To sit on Pinnochio`s face and hope he tells lies."

"Why isn't the word gangster pronounced [Jang-ster]? Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'"

"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it It was a shitzu"

"I told my mom I wanted to become a stand up comedian. She laughed."

"Detroit is a such a dangerous city... You can't even let your kids out at night. The might rob someone."

"I bought my friend an elephant for his room He said thanks I said don't mention it..."

"How does Jack Frost get to work? By icicles"

"Two redditors pass in an essay after the deadline - we took too long to make this page for you - try again and hopefully we will be fast enough this time"

"So a Higgs boson meets the Pope... ""You can't have Mass without me."""

"So on your resume, under references, you wrote ""it's a trap!"", ""do him job"", ""that rug really tied the room together, man"" and ""The Matrix"""