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Joke of the Day

"What is every young lady`s ultimate Disney fantasy? To sit on Pinnochio`s face and hope he tells lies."

"I saw a pink bird with a sore throat. Must have been a phlegmingo."

"Never get a circumcision from an unqualified professional It's a rip off"

"I wish 'twitter' was an irregular verb so we could conjugate it thusly: twitter, twat, twitten huehue"

"I'm not being creepy but i can see thru my binoculars that your family portrait is hanging crooked on your wall"

"Why do people who like bondage shy away from anonymous one-night stands? There's no strings attached."

"Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!"

"A father and son go fishing... Son: Dad, what do we do first? Father: We get this clickbait here and we throw it into the ocean. Son: Then what happens? Father: What happens next will shock you."

"Did you hear about the pirate who got in trouble at work? He was reported to H-arrrrr"

"I'm so glad you don't give a crap, because that would be a disgusting gift."