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Joke of the Day

"What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock? Ark-n-Saw."

"I realized I was an adult when I almost bought napkins instead of taking a wad of free ones from Chipotle. Almost."

"how do I keep my skin looking so young? it's all thanks to [turns to camera smiling] an ancient curse [locusts pour from my mouth & eyes]"

"Threesome So, I finally talked my wife into having a threesome... So she said the only condition is that she pick the other girl... So I told her no... I will pick both of them.."

"I asked my teacher what I had to do to pass the course. He said to get 50% on the exam and give him a blowjob But I don't think I got 50% on the exam"

"If To Catch a Predator was a TLC show it would have ended with Chris Hanson getting caught by himself"

"Did you know Donald Trump only had two moods? Pissed off and pissed on."

"What do gay horses eat? *haaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy.....*"

"What did the bee say to the flower ? Hello honey !"

"I identify as an employee wherever I go. Now I can use any bathroom I need to."