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Joke of the Day

"What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock? Ark-n-Saw."

"I just want a woman who has a great sense of humor about being a supermodel."

"Dear Tequila: We had a deal. You were supposed to make me sexier, smarter and a better dancer. But I saw the video. And I think we need to talk..."

"What do you call a woman in Thailand? A three-legged lady"

"What did Dracula say to Frankenstein ?!? I like Rape !! lol !!"

"Took my girlfriend to the ice cream factory and she fell into the gelato machine She's a sore bae now."

"Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would have been too farty."

"What can I get you to drink? ""Pepsi"" Is Peps- Uh one moment please [In kitchen, to manager] I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do?"

"I like to put a banana in a string of hahahahahahahahaha 's No one notices, I dont know why I bother. hahahabananahahaha"

"What is will? A little bitch"