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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't cowboy jokes funny? Ya herd one, ya herd em all."
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"What's the name of that movie with that actor in which the guy does that thing with that other thing in that place during that time?"
"What do you call a sea creature that murders people? A Serial Kriller."
"M R Ducks Person 1: M R Ducks. Person 2: M R Not. Person 1: O S A R. C M Wangs? Person 2: L I B. M R Ducks! My grandmother told me this when I was 5ish. Don't know why it cracks me up."
"What do you call a black guy who fly's a plane for a living? A PILOT you fucking racist!"
"Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist? She tried to stick her finger in his cavity."
"I don't enjoy winning against The God of Thunder... He is always a Thor loser."
"What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly? A fly's teeny weenie."
"Just waiting to hear those three special words... ""there's no evidence."""
"Hitler decides to hire a weather forecaster [Hitler] what's the weather looking like today? [Forecaster] Hail, Hitler!"