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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's 20 of them."
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"Last night my friend Gavin overdosed on heart burn medicine...... I can't believe Gaviscon."
"[speed dating] *girl sits down* ""hi im melan- QUICK A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAPPENS WHAT WEAPON DO YOU USE ""wha- CORRECT ANSWER WAS KATANA. NEXT"
"Everyone always wants to date the hot crazy chick.....Till you're standing outside watching your house burn."
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit Farts"
"Yo mama so fat... When she poops, her shit colides with the water and creates legible gravitional waves through space and time."
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
"GTA: Online servers"
"Q: What is the most military day of the year? A: March 4th."
"Knock-knock Who's there? Dave. Dave's not here, man..."