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Joke of the Day
"Alcohol is claiming me as a dependent on his taxes this year."
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"Food Fact: PringlesTM are actually shavings from the AllpringleTM, which resides in the center of the Earth"
"I saw Jimmy Carr at the train station the other day.. ..I guess it's because he doesn't like taxis"
"My family crest is just a picture of my grandfather dressed up as a giant hotdog being dragged into a cave by a bear."
"Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely? He's good at making friends."
"Me: Hey Mr. DJ, do you take requests? Dj: Yes. M: Excellent, can you turn it down a bit."
"What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator"
"How do you say constipated in German? Fahfrompoopin"
"A man... A man tried to catch fog, he mist"
"MOUTH BUT NO TEETH RIDDLE Q: What has a mouth but no teeth? A: A river."