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Joke of the Day

"My family crest is just a picture of my grandfather dressed up as a giant hotdog being dragged into a cave by a bear."

"An Irishman walks past a bar"

"What's 1+1? More than one!"

"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry it"

"When someone at work asks you what you're doing this weekend, just pull a lettuce leaf out of your pocket and slowly start licking it."

"How do you keep a idiot waiting? I'll tell you guys later."

"""Doctor: Put the IV in. Nurse: The 4 what?"" - chronic problem in Roman emergency rooms"

"How did the hipster drown? He went ice skating on a lake before it was cool."

"Hey, which Instagram filter takes out all the insecurities?"

"PATIENT: Since I got this new job my feet are killing me. DR DOG: What's your job? PATIENT: Mailman DR DOG: *chases him out of room barking*"