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Joke of the Day
"What is a geometry teachers favorite movie? Angles in the Outfield"
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"Did you hear about the eagle that performed a piano concerto? The applause was quite raptor-ous!"
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"3 middle aged men walk into a notary office. Half life 3 confirmed."
"I missed the lunar eclipse, but I've seen shadows before, so I get how awestruck everyone was."
"I met a really cool girl name Helicase, but there's a problem... ... she's always trying to unzip my genes."
"Someone just called me materialistic. I felt like choking them with my Vivienne Westwood belt."
"Tell me your local jokes! Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow? Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!"