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Joke of the Day
"What is a geometry teachers favorite movie? Angles in the Outfield"
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"Pete and Marco Rubio are on a boat. Pete falls off. Who is left? Marco Rubio"
"What's the worst part about eating your vegetables? Putting them back in the wheel chair."
"What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's? It doesn't just happen the once."
"What did the dinosaur say after the car crash? I'msosaurus"
"[OC] What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner? Levon."
"There are two types of people in life Those that pee in the shower And Liars!"
"What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla? A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)"
"Whenever anyone mentions something about a vicious cycle, I imagine an evil bike that can't stop killing."
"I bought a fitbit that's connected to the GPS in my car. Even though I punch in coordinates to a restaurant, it always takes me to the gym."