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Joke of the Day
"Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely? He's good at making friends."
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"*Takes off clothes *Enters meeting room naked *Coworkers gasp in horror *Slowly backs out of room [whispers] ""you said debriefing"""
"Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? It's making Head-Lines!"
"Does anyone ever spiral into control?"
"What's the most confusing day in Harlem?? Father's Day."
"I once thought about write a book, but quit before I even started. It was a novel idea."
"Give a man a fish... Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to google, he quits asking dumbass questions."
"My personal assistant is an African American named Barry. But I just call him BlackBarry."
"*im watching a babe on a trampoline when her boob pops out* ""whoah"" *her other boob pops out* ""WHOAH"" *a third boobs pops out* ""WHOOOAAHHHH"""
"I went to the dentist. I sat down in the chair and he said, ""Open up for me..."" ""OK,"" I said, ""my parents don't love me very much."""