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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator"
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"Show me a woman in a Tweety Bird t-shirt and I'll show you a woman who shoplifts in the grocery store."
"Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun."
"What's the difference between god and pilots? God doesn't think he's a pilot."
"A fifth Fast and Furious movie? Let me suggest: Fa5t and Furiou5. That's a free one, Hollywood."
"Teacher: ok class bring your dioramas to the front of the class Me: [holding a bowl of diahorrea] oh no..."
"What do you call a communist hip-hop musician? MC Hammer and Sickle."
"How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck? A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!"
"What's a Shamans favorite beverage? PeyoTEA."
"What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono. --------------- The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass."