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Joke of the Day

"Food Fact: PringlesTM are actually shavings from the AllpringleTM, which resides in the center of the Earth"

"Moth balls Q: What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand? A: A really big moth!"

"Why do stoners love English? Because it's lit"

"Bill Cosby Is my inspiration he is always persistent and never takes No for an answer"

"You'll never know how funny a tweet can be until you think of all the ways after posting it."

"Chemistry Joke! Why can't acids argue well? All their statements are baseless."

"""Was I adopted?"" ""Yes. But they brought you back."""

"All the Prince jokes here Who the fuck is/was Prince."

"What is it called when sensitive medical information about a very fat patient is disclosed? A hippo violation"

"What is Jabba the Hut's middle name? the"