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Joke of the Day
"How do you say constipated in German? Fahfrompoopin"
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"People are talking about how culture is too pc nowadays... But everyone I know has a Mac"
"I got pulled over for drunk driving last night. In my defense I didn't even know I was driving."
"Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers? Because they literally can't even."
"If your entire outfit can be purchased at a gas station it's not appropriate for court."
"Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers."
"Valentine's Day makes me realize how single I really am. But I'm still gonna sleep like a baby knowing I'm not getting cheated on."
"Embracing mistakes.... I told my dad to embrace his mistakes. He cried. Then he hugged my sister & me."
"Can someone please explain why I have to pay full price for Swiss Cheese"
"Doctor Doctor I can't get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off."