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Joke of the Day
"MOUTH BUT NO TEETH RIDDLE Q: What has a mouth but no teeth? A: A river."
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"What does Iphone7 and spermbank have in common? JACK OFF"
"Just met a nerdy spider. He's a web designer"
"My refrigerator just walked to my bedroom, opened the door, stood there and stared at me for five minutes, then it closed the door and left."
"Where do Irish people go for breakfast? Drunkin Donuts"
"What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar? A mar tiny."
"Note to self: 1) Your memory sucks. 2) Write note to self."
"DIRTY Why does Bill Clinton play saxophone? Because he lost his whoremonica"
"*moon landing* That's one small step for man, one giant leap for updog ""What's updog?"" NOT MUCH JUST WALKING ON THE MOON WHAT'S UP WITH YOU"
"Build a man a fire, and you'll keep him warm for a night. Light a man on fire, and you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life."