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Joke of the Day
"Whenever someone asks if I'm a robot I tell them no I'm androidgynous."
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"What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim? Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!"
"What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin? Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins."
"Your password doesn't remember you either. He moved on. He's someone else's password now."
"Thinking about getting married? My wife got mad at me for doing all the yard work because we are in a fitbit step challenge together."
"Dont be a racist, be like Mario... he is an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican that jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew."
"I came up with a plan to help people with debt, it's called ""Don't buy shit you can't afford!"""
"Have you seen my digital boat? Oh wait, its syncing."
"I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook... They wanted books but instead they got magazines"
"Then there was the time a cement truck collided with a paddy wagon. Twelvehardened criminals escaped."