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Joke of the Day

"I know this place will prepare my taxes competently--they have a guy dressed as the Statue of Liberty waving at passersby. -no one ever"

"I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 Shades of Grey... For example, the one where she gets a job right out of college."

"What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue."

"Before phones were invented Were dick pics called junk mail?"

"Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin' mate !"

"A joke I told my friend What's the difference between me and your mom? I'm smart."

"Ouch! I stubbed my butt hole..."

"What's the difference between feminists and guns? Guns only have one trigger. At the time I was writing this, my mom and sister were in the middle of a death battle yelling match, help."

"When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion."

"If you take the D out of Devil what do you get? the D"