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Joke of the Day

"Thinking about getting married? My wife got mad at me for doing all the yard work because we are in a fitbit step challenge together."

"Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic? He wanted to get his Car tuned"

"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron man is a well known super hero. Iron Woman, that's a command."

"What kind of stretches does a pencil do? Ticondeyoga"

"I asked a librarian if there are any books on discrimination against people in wheelchairs. She replied ""Yes, it's up the stairs, on the top shelf to the left."""

"NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN."

"Why do farts stink? So the deaf can enjoy them too."

"What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off? One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con."

"The next time you make fun of a ginger, put yourself in their shoes. You'll know how bad it hurts to not have a sole."

"What program do Jedi use to PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"