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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen my digital boat? Oh wait, its syncing."
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"It's been pretty rough going, but I think I finally beat my crippling addiction to sobriety."
"A sexist, a racist and a homophobe walk into a bar Bartender: 'What will it be, Mr Trump?'"
"What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife? She went to the battered women's shelter"
"I tried a new shampoo that adds extra volume but I found it too loud."
"Whats the best way to get over a girl? Get under another one"
"I'm just a naked guy in an elm tree noticing the creepy way you stare at me through your bathroom window."
"What's Hitler's favourite cany? Nazipan"
"""Please stand for the Paralympic anthem."""
"Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there."