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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen my digital boat? Oh wait, its syncing."

"My Spanish teacher taught me the word for ""Transgender"" I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine"

"I got told off for masturbating at the gun range. We had very different interpretations of shooting from the hip."

"I'm so sick of political jokes... I've seen too many get elected."

"I bought a used UPS truck. It gets poor gas mileage but I can park anywhere."

"Where is the best place to hide something? On the second page of Google search results."

"Did you hear about the new pop singer that has giant nipples? Her name is Areola Grande."

"you're mama so fat... she broke her leg and gravy poured out."

"Nobel Prize winners are a lot like farmers Oftentimes they are outstanding in their field."

"Me on the toilet: HEY I NEED SOME TOILET PAPER 6: *running around dressed like a mummy* we're all out"