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Joke of the Day
"Your password doesn't remember you either. He moved on. He's someone else's password now."
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"NO one Loves me .... No one hates me Forveralone"
"Two men are pissing off a bridge. ""Water's cold"" says one. ""And deep."" says the other."
"I decided to leave work an hour early today You should have seen the look on the co-pilot's face when I grabbed that parachute."
"Please put your drama in a joke format so I can understand it."
"[Snake family queueing to get on the train] [They spot Samuel L Jackson already on board] SNAKE DAD: Not this shit again."
"My boss let me have a day off work because my wife was having a baby The next day he asked me if it was a boy or a girl, I said i'd tell him in about 9 months"
"What did one piece of butter say to the other? Aaayyy mah butter from another udder"
"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down."
"My boyfriend isn't allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window."